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DE, CH22: Ukitake’s POV pt1

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((So there’s probably like… two or three parts to this, just because I don’t like posting fragments over 2k words on tumblr. But this is what I have written so far, so enjoy, I hope?))


The sight of shaggy, pale blond hair sent a prickle of worry down Jyuushiro’s back. And maybe it was wrong of him to assume, maybe it was just a result of what he’d had to do just moments before, but…

Blond hair wasn’t common. Especially not /that/ shade of blond.

Jyuushiro lengthened his stride and caught up with the Shinigami enough to see the familiar face, and the Thirteen’s emblem on the uniform, and to /know/.

(Oh, kami, what had Urahara been /thinking/, to let his son enter Seireitei like this? The boy looked nearly /identical/ to him!)

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blackkatmagic

Okay but - MCU fix-it via Khonsu. 

Steve, in the process of returning the Infinity Stones, runs headlong into the god of time, who is most delighted by a new victim shiny thing mess to stick his beak into matter that could prove interesting. He promptly volunteers his knight to help Steve fix things, which Steve thinks means “help return the remaining Stones” but actually means “Khonshu punts Marc back in time to the very beginning of the entire mess, laughing the whole way”.

Marc ends up in a weird-ass alternate dimension where the Avengers aren’t really a thing, with some defanged version of SHIELD out for his head, and promptly trips ass-first into accidentally saving Loki on the Bifrost. Loki imprints, Thor imprints, and Marc gets the hell out of there for Earth, where he maybe crash-lands right on top of the Winter Soldier, because Khonshu is a dick. It also lands him firmly in HYDRA’s crosshairs, which would be a lot easier to deal with if Khonshu didn’t have plans to collect all of the Infinity Stones before Thanos can get his hands on them. Which means making enemies of pretty much all of the Avengers before they even become the Avengers. With a still-mostly-brainwashed Bucky Barnes in tow. 

And then, of course, Loki and Thor show up looking for the man who saved Loki and kick-started their reconciliation. Because of course they do. 

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*hopeful tone* Moon Knight mood? Moon Knight fic?

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Marc’s seen plenty of aliens in his time. This is just…rather more of one than he’s used to seeing, all at once.

With a heave, the alien hauls himself up out of the water, shaking out the tangle of thick tentacles growing from his head in place of hair, and then turns, offering a hand to a clone trooper in diving gear as he surfaces. Jedi, then, Marc thinks, and takes a deliberate step back, only to run right up against plastoid armor that might as well be an immovable wall.

“Reinforcements,” Rex says, and the relief in his voice almost makes Marc wince. Suddenly, this whole charade just got a hell of a lot more complicated.

He can hear Khonshu laughing from here, and it’s a goddamn pain.

“They actually sent General Fisto?” Waxer asks, stunned. “But he’s beaten Grievous.”

“Maybe Grievous is about to make an appearance of his own, then.” Rex doesn’t sound pleased by the idea, but he steps past Marc, dropping a hand on his shoulder as he goes, and offers him a reassuring smile. “If they sent a Council member out, you should be able to tell him your whole story in person, sir.”

Council member. Of fucking course. Marc eyes the distance between the edge of the sea and the strange, twisted trees that dot Umbara’s surface, and reluctantly concludes that bolting for the treeline is a bad idea.

“Why,” he says, aggrieved, “is he naked.”

Waxer coughs, and Boil, attached to his elbow the way he’s been since Khonshu brought Waxer back from the brink of death, snickers audibly. “Sir, you ended the raid on the Sep base in your cloak and nothing else. I don’t think you have room to talk.”

Marc rolls his eyes, but years of ending up fighting crime in his boxers at least once every few months has left him more or less immune to the embarrassment of the memory. “Whatever. I need my—”

His white cloak lands on his head, and Fives helpfully drags it down to fasten it for him even when Marc hisses at him in annoyance. “No problem, sir,” he says, and grins. “We wouldn’t want anyone forgetting that our general’s a shiny.” He gives the cloak a friendly pat, smoothing it over Marc’s shoulder, and says, “Got your lightsaber?”

It’s worse than working with Steve Rogers, the biggest mother hen to ever live. Marc rolls his eyes, batting his hands away, and says dryly, “I even remembered to comb my hair, don’t worry.”

Fives smirks. “I couldn’t tell,” he says, and laughs at the face Marc makes at him. “Don’t worry, sir. If General Fisto and his men are mean to you, we’ll toss them right back into the ocean.”

“My hero.” Marc tugs his hood up, then takes a breath. He’d feel better about all of this if he had his mask, or his armor, but—borrowed thermals and his cloak are going to have to do. It’s not like Khonshu left him anything else when he dumped him headlong into this dimension.

Marc doesn’t exactly mind, given where he landed—war zones suit him, and being able to save a whole host of dying clone troopers made a hell of a first impression—but he’d have stocked up on crescent darts if he’d known he was about to be booted through realities.

Steeling himself, Marc resigns himself to the ruse he’s gotten embedded in finally coming undone. After all, a Jedi who’s on the Council definitely isn’t going to buy the excuse he gave Pong Krell to get close enough to kill him. I’m a new Knight, the Council sent me won’t work a second time, and—Marc has no idea where he’ll go or what he’ll do if he has to run, but he’ll figure something out.

“Sir?” Waxer asks quietly, still leaning on Boil a little, still wounded, but also still kind. Coming back didn’t seem to hurt him any, and that’s almost as impressive as how he’s managed to keep his faith. Marc knows better than most how much dying can suck.

“I’m fine,” he says curtly, but takes a step forward, then another. The Jedi, talking with Rex, flicks a glance past the captain and cocks his head, and Marc bows to him, perfunctory, and then tips his chin towards a stand of viney trees in a particularly upsetting shade of magenta.

Huge dark eyes narrow, and the alien inclines his head in return, then turns a bright, warm smile on Rex and claps him on the shoulder. Rex smiles back, and the Jedi says something that makes him laugh, then slips away from him, approaches Marc with quick steps. He’s only wearing swim trunks—skintight swim trunks—and a few leather bands around his head tentacles, but he moves easily, unselfconsciously.

He’s also hot. Marc suddenly finds himself in the unprecedented and rather awkward position of understanding exactly why people might find mermaids—even the man-eating kind—sexy. 

It’s aggravating.

“Well met,” the Jedi offers as he approaches, and his voice is warm, steady. “I do not know all the Jedi in the field, but I would have to say you do not strike me as a Pong Krell, my friend.”

Marc grimaces, twisting his fingers into the edges of his cloak. “I’m not,” he says. “Pong Krell was forcing troopers to kill other troopers.” Remembers Khonshu’s vicious glee when he pulled Pong Krell’s heart from his chest, and says, “He fell. To the Dark Side.”

There’s a long, long moment of silence as the Jedi watches him, and then a breath. “And you dealt with him.”

It’s not a question, but Marc inclines his head. “They were dying,” he says, and opens his mouth to confess, to tell the Jedi that he’s just an impostor and won’t stick around—

And finds a hand over his mouth, cool, damp, and salty. Freezes there, unsure what to do, and it makes the Jedi chuckle.

“I am Jedi Master Kit Fisto,” he says, and there’s a light in his eyes that Marc knows means nothing good for his sanity. “Forgive my spotty memory. You are…?”

“Marc Spector,” Marc says, a little wary.

The feeling of bony fingers closing around his shoulder doesn’t help at all.

What a pure heart,” Khonshu says, hungry. “Don’t you want to touch it, my knight? Possess it?”

With the ease of long practice ignoring his god, Marc controls the blush he wants to have, dismisses the clutch of talons against his cloak, and says, “You have wounded.” After all, healing the 212th and the 501st helped put him firmly in their captains’ good graces; there’s no saying the same method won’t work again.

“A healer, then?” Kit asks warmly, and steps close, clapping a hand on his shoulder. His fingers go right through Khonshu’s. “How fortunate! Our medic was lost in the last attack, and several of the men are suffering from more than a bacta patch can cure.” He pauses, smile going crooked, and says, “I confess I have little talent with Force healing, myself.”

That puts him head and shoulders above Marc, who doesn’t have any. Still, he at least has a god in his head, and Khonshu can earn his keep for once.

“I can handle anything more serious,” he says, and hopes he’s telling the truth.

Kit is watching him, close, quiet. His smile is small, a little odd, but when Marc eyes him warily, it splits into something far more genuine. “I believe you can,” he says, and squeezes Marc’s shoulder lightly, then steps back. His head tentacles sway, and he cocks his head curiously.

Perfectly unwavering, perfectly aware, Kit’s eyes fall on Khonshu, still looming behind Marc, and—

He smiles.

“Glad to have you,” he says, and Marc notices what’s missing from that statement more than what’s in it.

Kit hasn’t called him a Jedi even once.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.

nan0neko

The final version of yourself is the one you die in I think

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Oh, well I don’t know how it works with you mortals

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

fun fact! this quote has gotten popular on twitter, where no one has any idea it’s from a tumblr shitpost, or of the horrors that lurk in the original notes

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mahoganydesk

Twitter: This is so deep.

Tumblr: Only about six feet.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

holy shit that last comment

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emptysurface
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.

nan0neko

The final version of yourself is the one you die in I think

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Oh, well I don’t know how it works with you mortals

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

fun fact! this quote has gotten popular on twitter, where no one has any idea it’s from a tumblr shitpost, or of the horrors that lurk in the original notes

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

twitter comments:

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tumblr comments:

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mahoganydesk

Twitter: This is so deep.

Tumblr: Only about six feet.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

holy shit that last comment

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bramblesand

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

bogleech

Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”

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